I have a message for Germany.

(I'm not actually a Shosanna Dreyfus blog I just admire her work.)

(I'm srry.)
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Elements of fear


The carbon particles move the fastest because they’re afraid of dying.

Q. We all have our nominees for greatest Jerseyan (Edison, Justice William Brennan, Elizabeth Cady Stanton), but shouldn’t we claim Alexander Hamilton as one of our own, since he was schooled here (Elizabeth) and shot here (Weehawken)?
A. Sure, we could. Interestingly, he wound up at Kings College (Columbia), which was overwhelmingly loyal to the crown, while the College of New Jersey (Princeton) graduated more Patriots than any other school, mostly because of the teaching of John Witherspoon, a signer of the Declaration of Independence. But Hamilton, obviously, was not a loyalist — he never finished college, and he served (under Washington) in the war.

Dave D’Alessandro, New Jersey, 350 Years Young, Was Weird From the Start

Oh, New Jersey, I wouldn’t be saying that in front of any New Yorkers.

(via publius-esquire)


"no homo" says the boy cuddling next to you.  You figure he means he isn’t homosexual.  It never grazed your mind he may be stating he isn’t a homosapien.  That was a very big mistake on your part.


benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth


*hopes i look gay enough that girls will hit on me*

I had  w i n g s once, and they were  s t r o n g. They could carry me above the clouds and into the headwinds, and they never faltered. Not even once. But they were stolen from me.


reblog if you dont know what downton abbey is but you’re pretty sure it pisses you off


Little Hermione doing Hermione things.