The carbon particles move the fastest because they’re afraid of dying.
Dave D’Alessandro, New Jersey, 350 Years Young, Was Weird From the Start
Oh, New Jersey, I wouldn’t be saying that in front of any New Yorkers.
"no homo" says the boy cuddling next to you. You figure he means he isn’t homosexual. It never grazed your mind he may be stating he isn’t a homosapien. That was a very big mistake on your part.
benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth
I had w i n g s once, and they were s t r o n g. They could carry me above the clouds and into the headwinds, and they never faltered. Not even once. But they were stolen from me.
reblog if you dont know what downton abbey is but you’re pretty sure it pisses you off